L.L.N.M (Ladies love nut man)
I was walking towards 14th street and 5th avenue when I smelt it. Sweet and warm with an undertone of love. Could it be? Women crowded around him fighting their way to the caramel coated peanuts (for those with the more refined palette cashews are available too). Now now don't scoff at the almond, a perfectly respectable nut. Falling somewhere between the plebian of nuts, the peanut, the almond provides crunch and flavor, without the overwhelming butter taste of the cashew. My brother's favorite nut. Dollar bills flew from the milky white polished hands of the union square shoppers, to the crusty honey stained paws of the nut man. Yes folks for a dollar you can suckle a nut but only on Union Square. In all of my many travels throughout Manhattan, I have never seen anyone sell nuts anywhere except for on 14th street and 5th Avenue. Seek out ye traveller Nuts for Nuts and the Nut man. He will haunt your dreams and your toilet the next morning.
P.S. Forever 21 is trying to accomodate hipster style. So their clothes aren't as whory as they used to be. Go shopping and buy some nuts!
Toodles
M
