The Place To Purchase Pirate Supplies
By Gregg Schoenberg
If you are like most visitors to the Seafaring City By The Bay you may at some point in your stay find yourself dangerously low on pirate supplies. Fear not, ye wandering rapparees for there exists the finest of shops that can fulfill all your needs and desires.
Glass eyes, peg legs, hooks, compasses? Aye!
Couture eyepatches, vats of lard, pills to ward off the scurvy? Yarr!
Be you the mightiest of Cap'ns, the buxomest of beauties, or the scurviest of bilge rats the jolly crew at 826 Valencia are there for you seven days a week.
A word of caution when shopping for pirate supplies in San Francisco; Do not under any circumstances wander into the eponymous establishment run by or make any contact whatsoever with the scoundrel Captain Rick (who really isn't a Captain at all but that's a tale for another time). You will be cheated, hoodwinked, most probably tied to the mast and if you do not currently have a peg leg you may well need one (which you should of course purchase from the good folks at 826 Valencia) by the time that scurvy dog is through.
http://826valencia.org/store/
