ARE YOU GETTING OLDER ?
The other day, when I was at Mc Donalds in Foster City, CA, I met a friend and he gave me a list of ways for me to find out if I was getting older.
After reading them--and thinking about them--I felt that I was getting older. Since I felt that way, I was wondering if you feel the same way after reading these sayings:
1. You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
2. You sink your teeth in a steak and they stay there.
3. You know all the answers, but no one ask you the questions.
4. Your knees buckle, but your belt won't.
5. Your back goes out more than you do.
6. You get winded playing cards.
7. You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine chest.
8. You join a health club but don't go.
9. Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
10. Your little black book only contains names ending in M.D.
So, after reading these sayings, do they make you feel older?
