Big Boys and Their Toys AZ Expo
It doesn't get much more manly than this. Testosterone by the buckets will be given out and hairy backs will be the norm. No brazillian-waxed momma boys allowed. If you even know what that term means, you're probably on the verge of being too metrosexual for this event.
We're talking about the Big Boys and Their Toys Arizona Men's Expo (www.bigboystoysaz.com). This event is being held March 17-18 in Scottsdale at West World.
How many times have you men endured the angst of bridle showers (sounds like something for a horse) and chick flicks, while your imagination flirted with muscle cars, Cuban cigars, and all things James Bond-ish. Well, it's time to take back your manhood and go hit up this event.
The Big Boys and Their Toys will have boats, cars, motorcycles, cigars (probably not Cuban since I think they are illegal), fishing gear, hunting stuff (rifles and big wooden clubs), guns, and other manly accroutrements.
It's never too late to take back your manhood and tell the little woman, "Woman, I'm going to the Big Boys and Their Toys Expo and that's that." Of course, you might want to relay this message in a public place where she's less likely to gut you like a squirming flounder or even better, mention it to her while she's sleeping or maybe eating chocolate. They are much more receptive to suggestions while eating chocolate.
Oops, gotta run, my little pookie needs me to exfoliate her feet. "Coming dear!"
TTFN - Keenan
