You’ll probably expect high prices in a guestroom mini-bar but at the Crowne Plaza in Alice Springs, Australia - it seems to fall apart from there:

We checked into the hotel fine but it all went down hill when we got into the room. i was very let down by the quality of the room, it was like a 1970’s airport hotel, very drab and in need of refurbishment. i complained and we were moved to another room. the first thing to greet me was a large spiders web across the bathroom door which i walked through. there was a lot of spiders webs in the room and to be honest it felt as thought the room hadn’t been used in a while. there were a lot of other issues and in the end we checked out after the offer of a 3rd room.

HotelsByCity [Hotels in Alice Springs]