Rating system
My system for rating things is very simple and easy to understand and you can rest assured that I will give a full and comprehensive critique as well as the star system.
- 1 Star; Suicide is now the only option because...
- 2 Stars; Bad, like how your liver feels after a great night.
- 3 Stars; Average, passable, easy to ignore, like prime time TV.
- 4 Stars; very good, an excellent time to be had.
- 5 Stars; almost impossible, I probably can't afford to go anyway.

