You don't have to be trying too hard to hate this place...
Don't go to FitzSimons, even ironically, even in jest. Yes, it's perfectly central in the foul wheezing heart of Temple Bar, yes it has one of the few open-air drinking areas in that part of the city, yes it's bleedin' enormous, but your dignity and the dignity of your friends is worth more than that.
I'm from Dublin and naturally resentful of the filthy tourist traps that infest the cultural ...

