whatever you do, dont miss.....
whatever you do in london at the moment, do not - i repeat, do not - miss the slides at tate modern. this is the most thrilling unforgettable sexy experience on offer in london right now - and it is FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just get to tate modern as early on as you can each day and pick up a free ticket. dont bother with the short slides, they are more trouble than they are worth (handing in your bag, finding the starting point etc etc etc) - no, go for the biggie. the one that shoots down the whole height of the turbine hall. it is not frightening - it is .......................... go and try it for yourself. tip: wear jeans. 2nd tip: get a friend to position themselves at the base with a camera for when you pop out of the shoot - you will never get the picture again. 2nd time round you know what to expect.......
