I Fought the Law and the Law Won
Today, I'm officially saying farewell to a near and dear friend. One who I'd thought would be with me through thick and thin, through richer and through poorer till death do us part. I'm speaking of course about my hijacked yahoo e-mail account. It doesn't look like I'll be permitted access to it anytime soon. In fact I'll be waiting till H.E. double hockey sticks freezes over. I don't know. The yahoo security team seems so uptight sometimes. They gave me some hair brain excuse, about me not being able to answer any of the security questions. I couldn't answer one.
Apparently I didn't even answer my favourite colour correctly. Heaven's to mergatroid, I couldn't possibly have been so brain dead at the time of registration that I didn't even answer my favourite colour correctly? Well, I guess not because the powers that be said I didn't. They sent me this touching kiss off letter. (At least they didn't say Dear valued customer.)
Hello Jennifer,
Thank you for writing to Yahoo! Account Security Postmaster.
Account security and privacy is an important concern of Yahoo! One of
the ways we protect accounts from unauthorized access is by denying
account assistance to individuals who contact us but are unable to match
the information that was entered during the registration process.
To date, our Yahoo! Account Security team has been unable to match the
answer to your Secret Question that you have provided when this account
was created.
Thank you again for contacting Yahoo! Account Security Postmaster.
Yeh thanks. This will be my last pathetic blog about my kidnapped yahoo e-mail. I'm bidding it a fond farewell. Mr. hacker enjoy my account. Goodbye my loveeeeeeeeeee....
