things your mother told you, originally uploaded by shutter stella.

Today’s hotel mattresses are thick, plush and durable. We fully support hotel bed jumping and love to receive your images. Just listen to your mother and take your SHOES OFF!

hotel bed

Originally uploaded by oliver:d.

Last night I was awake all night stressing over the fact that BedJump.com has not been very socially conscious to date. Sure we’ve entertained thousands over the last month, but what have we really contributed towards the “betterment” of society?

In an effort to “raise the bar” and distinguish ourselves amid the fierce competition in pure entertainment hotel bed blogs….

…welcome to Hotel Bedding Tip #1.

If your hotel bed has lovely triple-sheeted linen carefully placed over a gorgeous goosedown duvet cover, then fear not. You’re in for a treat.

If you check in and find an old bedspread with the same pattern as Frank Bonner’s jacket - you can be sure that guests have been smoking and picking their feet on that bedding.

A waste of pillows

Originally uploaded by KAGoldberg.

You might be surprised at some of the emails I receive from visitors to BedJump.com.

Most folks (like me) think this blog is hilarious, and harmless. Other people think the hotel industry is going to “come after me”! (I wonder what THAT’s going to be like)

Still more visitors wonder why anyone would even think of leaping or bouncing onto their hotel bed.

Take a look at the image here. If you don’t feel the urge to dive onto that flock of fluffy hotel pillows, you need therapy.

HotelChatter.com covered a hilarious video (below) of a new strategy for those instances when you are low on funds and short on time and so find yourself in bed in a terrifying, non-sexual “partnership”. Sound familiar?

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